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Title: His Royal Highness, Princess Kristopher
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 20,175
Disclaimer: So very untrue.
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Characters: Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, Brad Bell, Tommy Ratliff, Monte Pittman, Brooke Wendle, Taylor Green, Sasha Mallory, Terrance Spencer, Cassidy Haley, Neil Allen, Eber and Leila Lambert.
Warnings: sexual content, language, complete and utter silliness

Summary:          Kris Allen had known that he wasn't going to spend the rest of his life doing nothing but charity work. He's made it his main focus over the years, but as Crown Prince of Arkansas, he'd known that it wasn't going to last forever. Kings can't exactly spend the majority of their reign in other countries helping other people and neglecting their own. Still, Kris had thought he had a few more years of freedom before he'd have to give up taking such an active role in his work. Then his parents arrange a marriage for him.
          Kris knows next to nothing about his intended, except that he's a tabloid darling. All he's heard are rumors and speculation, but not a word from the man himself or those close to him. Kris isn't sure how well a marriage between himself and a man who does things like accidentally sink the Royal Yacht in his spare time will work, but they're both stuck, so they might as well make the best of it. Since his only viable options involve throwing himself into the Royal Lake or pretending to throw himself into the Royal Lake and moving to another country far, far away from here with a new identity, Kris thinks giving it a shot is a good way to go.

Notes: For Round 2 of [community profile] kradambigbang. Thanks to [personal profile] unfrosted_cakefor the art and for bearing with me when I got OCD on her, the amazing mods of this challenge, and [personal profile] ladymichaelis for inspiring and enabling this mad little story.

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Princess Kris is not a girl. )
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Title: Roll With Us: The Sad Tale of Kris Allen and His Dysfunctional Family
Summary: Hi, I'm Kris Allen.  I like music - and plaid. I have a dad named Neil and a mom named Kim. I’m the oldest of three kids.  I have a sister named Kesha, who’s unbelievably smart but with a strong rebellious streak, and a little snot of a brother named Justin.  As for me?  I’m the sane one.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 870
Disclaimer:  Faker than my magenta-streaked hair.
Characters:  The usual suspects, along with a few guest (pop)stars.
Warnings: Insanity.
Notes: Marien, this is all your fault; you’re not sorry for it one little bit.

Originally posted 3/1/11


In which Kris' plans to finally get laid fall to the wayside. )
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Title: It's All Adam's Fault
Subtitle: Why Tommy Hates Me
Summary: Adam raises a brow at the murderous expression on Tommy’s face. He usually saves that look for overzealous fans who can’t take a hint, closed taco shops, and Tinker Bell merchandise.
Rating: PG-13 because Tommy is very vocal - and graphic - about how much he hates everyone.
Word Count: 1,410
Disclaimer: This only happened in my head.
Notes: Ages ago, lady_michaelis showed me some vid of Adam signing at the barricades before a show in Germany. He then said the gem of a quote at the beginning of this fic. My brain ran with it and decided that someone should make an Adommy vid set to "The Only Exception"; Tommy was not amused. I decided to fic it, Tommy's hatred grew, and here we are today. If I could find the vid, I'd link it, because the way he says it. This is all in fun and not meant to offend, and also because I am cray and find amusement in the strangest things.

Originally posted 2/18/11


“He’s a very good kisser, he has beautiful lips, and I - he likes girls. Do you know that? I’m the only exception.” )
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Title: let me take a peek
Summary: Later, Adam will insist that the whole thing was Tommy’s fault. If it wasn’t for him, he would’ve gone to a different club and he never would have met Krista Allen.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5800
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Warnings: Cross-dressing
Notes: Because I’ve been wanting drag!kris for like ever and I finally sat down and wrote it. Title taken from a line in “Dude Looks Like A Lady” by Aerosmith.

Originally posted 1/21/11


Later, Adam will insist that the whole thing was Tommy’s fault. If it wasn’t for him, he would’ve gone to a different club and he never would have met Krista Allen. )
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Was cleaning up my fic folder and found this old thing. Written during the Summer of '09, a wonderful and magical time at the GC forum (may it rest in peace.) Silly and sappy and a nice bit of nostalgia.

Title: In Which Red Shoes and Bedazzled Undies Further the Kradam Agenda
Summary: A little gift for my Glittizens that was written ages ago, now cleaned up with a bow on top. Here’s to the Summer of Love, my darlings!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: (Copypasta-d from what I’m assuming accompanied the original post.) You benches are evil. I was all “Wait! Must finish almost 50 page fic now so I can go on with my life!” But then I thought about it…and I just couldn’t resist… Mostly just random fluff with a touch of smut. Plot? Umm…maybe a teeny tiny bit? (My laptop overheated while I was writing this. Is this a sign?)
Warnings: None really, other than overwhelming sappiness.


RED SHOES: July 18, 2009, San Diego, California )
eirana_regan: (harlequin)
Title: Drown in the Light
Summary: After a score of resoundingly dull society suitors, Kris Allen still longs for only one man: the dashing scoundrel who kidnapped him two years ago. Adam Lambert has a secret: he's the one Kris seeks - it is his kiss he still yearns for. Confessing to his abduction would bring disaster and scandal upon them both. But how can he convince Kris to forsake his pursuit of his dream lover when all he dreams of is holding him in his arms again?
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, Tommy Ratliff/Allison Iraheta (idek) with mentions of others
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 33K
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
: Romance novel clichés galore!
Extensive, Rambling Notes: Written for harlequinkradam (which I joined because [personal profile] ladymichaelis seduced me into it)

Fun fact: my first idea for a title was “Scoundrel of My Heart”. I subsequently changed the title several times before settling on this one. I was original and stole it from a line in "Masquerade" from Phantom.

I want to make it very clear that historical accuracy wasn’t a priority of mine in writing this. In fact, there is an appalling lack of the word “cravat” in this story. (I know, I know; I am absolutely shameless.) Normally, I take a very, very, very long time to finish fic. And let me tell you, the deadline made me super nervous. Thank god the fest was extended, is all I can say. This story and I had a very rocky relationship. I loved it, I hated it, I didn't care for it at all. But it's done, and now that the stress of trying to finish it on time has been lifted from my shoulders, I have to admit that I love this stupid thing.

I used to read romance novels all the time, but it's been a while since I took the time to sit down and read one. Getting a chance to revisit that genre was definitely an adventure. So, here it is. It's not perfect, it's not historically accurate by any means, but it's mine and it's in on time. \o/ (And now I can stop feeling bad for working on other fics instead.)

Originally posted 9/30/10


Drown in the light, in the sound. )
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Title: The World Will Love You
Summary: Fill for Kris Tour: Shotgunning.
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, with gratuitous Krommy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1,000
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: And so, I announce with great joy, that I have written a fill for a square on my kradingo card. \o/ (This is all [personal profile] ladymichaelis' fault, per usual.) Title from a line in “Sweet Leaf” by Black Sabbath.
Warnings: illegal drug use (I blame the prompt)

Originally posted 9/24/10


I love you/Oh, you know it )
eirana_regan: (kradommy)
Title: Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Summary: Adam looks at his reflection for the first time and holy fucking shit he’s a goddamn girl.
Pairings: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen/Tommy Ratliff. Oh, yeah; I went there.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,200
Disclaimer: Pretty sure this didn’t happen. But if it somehow does, someone try and get it on tape. Please.
Notes:[personal profile] ladymichaelis is an enabler. I was like “oh, no one will want to read genderbent!kradommy lesbian porn” and she was like, “OMGDOIT”. So. I did it because I couldn’t resist and here we are. (Lame title because I wrote this within a few hours and saved it under “girl!kradommy”.)
Warnings: Over 4,000 words of cracky, genderbending porn. If this isn’t your cup of tea, well. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Originally posted 9/18/10


Adam finds out first. )
eirana_regan: (#krisallenpinkranger)
Title: #krisallenpinkranger
Summary: He's like the Daphne of the Power Rangers.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:
It's fiction
: This is all [personal profile] ladymichaelis 's fault. She tagged me in a FB picture of the MMPR cast and while I let the childhood memories flow over me, I randomly thought 'hmm, power rangers!kradam?' The first thing I decided was that Kris=Pink Ranger. The rest kind of flowed from there. Thank you [info]farahlily and, of course, [personal profile] ladymichaelis . The latter for inspiring this fic in the first place, and the former for cheerleading and being so very enthusiastic in her appreciation for this silly little story of mine. ILU bbs sooo much.
Warnings: This is in no way, shape, or form meant to be serious. If it comes off that way at any point, it was definitely an accident.

And thanks to the lovely [info]paraka it is now available in podfic form - which is unbelievably awesome (it comes with the theme song!!).

Originally posted 4/6/10


Being a Power Ranger is totally overrated. )
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Title: Kris Allen: Worst Personal Assistant Ever
Pairing: Kradam
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,500
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: ~2,500 words of porny porn for the sake of porn. This has no plot, this has no point.

Originally posted 1/9/10


Kris Allen likes his job. Sometimes. )
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Title: Too Cool For This Theme Park
: There is no love lost between Adam and Disneyland.
Pairing: Kradam
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,900
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: Fill for an aianonlovefest prompt. Written mostly for my own amusement and not exactly the best thing I've ever written, but it was certainly lots of fun. Affectionately referred to as "Eirana Defiles Disneyland" by myself. The title was taken from an e-mail I sent to a friend describing said prompt as “Kradam goes to Disneyland and Adam thinks he’s too cool for this theme park.” Scintillating story, yes? In other news, I may never be able to go to Disneyland without thinking bad thoughts ever again.
Warnings: Gratuitous Disney references, using the happiest place on Earth for nefarious purposes, and corrupting your beloved childhood memories. My apologies in advance.

Originally posted 12/2/09


Adam hates Disneyland. )
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Title: The Art of Storytelling
Summary: Adam tells Kris a story about true love.
Pairings: Kradam
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5K
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: Originally done as a fill for this [info]ai_kinkmeme prompt. This story was emotionally draining to write. I stopped it where I did because I just couldn’t get myself back into the right mindset. However, that does not mean I’m ruling out a continuation. It might happen, it might not.
Warnings: This might make you cry. A lot.

Originally posted 7/21/09


Fact: Kris Allen is a very affectionate person. )
eirana_regan: (littlecracks)
Title: the little cracks they escalated
Summary: AU. The falling in love with your childhood friend edition.
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, with mentioned and explicit Adam/others, Kris/others
Rating: R
Word Count: 39K
Disclaimer: I don’t own Kris or Adam, they belong to themselves.
Warnings: brief explicit Kratt, implied and attempted threesomes, angst, and two incredibly stubborn boys who take over a hundred pages to get together.
Notes: Long notes are long. Sorry. This was supposed to be a cute little oneshot about teen!Kris trying to get into Adam’s pants. Obviously, that is no longer the case. It grew and grew into a freaking saga of angst, fluff and more angst until I decided it’s alive and I should fear for my life. This story is close to my heart due to the long hours of writing and lost sleep, so if you don’t like it, well, then you don’t, but please don’t tear me to pieces for it. Un-betaed, so any mistakes are my own. I’ve re-read this so many times, I might have numbed myself to errors so feel free to correct me. Nicely.

A big thank you to my glittery Icelandic family who read this and gave me lots of love.

Originally posted 05/09-10/09

The little cracks, they escalated. And before you know, it is too late. For making circles and telling lies )
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