Cursed with Writer ADHD

Title: His Royal Highness, Princess Kristopher
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 20,175
Disclaimer: So very untrue.
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Characters: Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, Brad Bell, Tommy Ratliff, Monte Pittman, Brooke Wendle, Taylor Green, Sasha Mallory, Terrance Spencer, Cassidy Haley, Neil Allen, Eber and Leila Lambert.
Warnings: sexual content, language, complete and utter silliness

Summary:          Kris Allen had known that he wasn't going to spend the rest of his life doing nothing but charity work. He's made it his main focus over the years, but as Crown Prince of Arkansas, he'd known that it wasn't going to last forever. Kings can't exactly spend the majority of their reign in other countries helping other people and neglecting their own. Still, Kris had thought he had a few more years of freedom before he'd have to give up taking such an active role in his work. Then his parents arrange a marriage for him.
          Kris knows next to nothing about his intended, except that he's a tabloid darling. All he's heard are rumors and speculation, but not a word from the man himself or those close to him. Kris isn't sure how well a marriage between himself and a man who does things like accidentally sink the Royal Yacht in his spare time will work, but they're both stuck, so they might as well make the best of it. Since his only viable options involve throwing himself into the Royal Lake or pretending to throw himself into the Royal Lake and moving to another country far, far away from here with a new identity, Kris thinks giving it a shot is a good way to go.

Notes: For Round 2 of kradambigbang. Thanks to unfrosted_cakefor the art and for bearing with me when I got OCD on her, the amazing mods of this challenge, and ladymichaelis for inspiring and enabling this mad little story.

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( Princess Kris is not a girl. )

Title: Roll With Us: The Sad Tale of Kris Allen and His Dysfunctional Family
Summary: Hi, I'm Kris Allen.  I like music - and plaid. I have a dad named Neil and a mom named Kim. I’m the oldest of three kids.  I have a sister named Kesha, who’s unbelievably smart but with a strong rebellious streak, and a little snot of a brother named Justin.  As for me?  I’m the sane one.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 870
Disclaimer:  Faker than my magenta-streaked hair.
Characters:  The usual suspects, along with a few guest (pop)stars.
Warnings: Insanity.
Notes: Marien, this is all your fault; you’re not sorry for it one little bit.

Originally posted 3/1/11

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( In which Kris' plans to finally get laid fall to the wayside. )

Title: let me take a peek
Summary: Later, Adam will insist that the whole thing was Tommy’s fault. If it wasn’t for him, he would’ve gone to a different club and he never would have met Krista Allen.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5800
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Warnings: Cross-dressing
Notes: Because I’ve been wanting drag!kris for like ever and I finally sat down and wrote it. Title taken from a line in “Dude Looks Like A Lady” by Aerosmith.

Originally posted 1/21/11

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( Later, Adam will insist that the whole thing was Tommy’s fault. If it wasn’t for him, he would’ve gone to a different club and he never would have met Krista Allen. )

Title: Drown in the Light
Summary: After a score of resoundingly dull society suitors, Kris Allen still longs for only one man: the dashing scoundrel who kidnapped him two years ago. Adam Lambert has a secret: he's the one Kris seeks - it is his kiss he still yearns for. Confessing to his abduction would bring disaster and scandal upon them both. But how can he convince Kris to forsake his pursuit of his dream lover when all he dreams of is holding him in his arms again?
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, Tommy Ratliff/Allison Iraheta (idek) with mentions of others
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 33K
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Warnings: Romance novel clichés galore!
Extensive, Rambling Notes: Written for harlequinkradam (which I joined because ladymichaelis seduced me into it)

Fun fact: my first idea for a title was “Scoundrel of My Heart”. I subsequently changed the title several times before settling on this one. I was original and stole it from a line in "Masquerade" from Phantom.

I want to make it very clear that historical accuracy wasn’t a priority of mine in writing this. In fact, there is an appalling lack of the word “cravat” in this story. (I know, I know; I am absolutely shameless.) Normally, I take a very, very, very long time to finish fic. And let me tell you, the deadline made me super nervous. Thank god the fest was extended, is all I can say. This story and I had a very rocky relationship. I loved it, I hated it, I didn't care for it at all. But it's done, and now that the stress of trying to finish it on time has been lifted from my shoulders, I have to admit that I love this stupid thing.

I used to read romance novels all the time, but it's been a while since I took the time to sit down and read one. Getting a chance to revisit that genre was definitely an adventure. So, here it is. It's not perfect, it's not historically accurate by any means, but it's mine and it's in on time. \o/ (And now I can stop feeling bad for working on other fics instead.)

Originally posted 9/30/10

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( Drown in the light, in the sound. )

Title: Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Summary: Adam looks at his reflection for the first time and holy fucking shit he’s a goddamn girl.
Pairings: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen/Tommy Ratliff. Oh, yeah; I went there.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,200
Disclaimer: Pretty sure this didn’t happen. But if it somehow does, someone try and get it on tape. Please.
Notes:ladymichaelis is an enabler. I was like “oh, no one will want to read genderbent!kradommy lesbian porn” and she was like, “OMGDOIT”. So. I did it because I couldn’t resist and here we are. (Lame title because I wrote this within a few hours and saved it under “girl!kradommy”.)
Warnings: Over 4,000 words of cracky, genderbending porn. If this isn’t your cup of tea, well. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Originally posted 9/18/10

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( Adam finds out first. )

Title: Kris Allen: Worst Personal Assistant Ever
Pairing: Kradam
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,500
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: ~2,500 words of porny porn for the sake of porn. This has no plot, this has no point.

Originally posted 1/9/10

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( Kris Allen likes his job. Sometimes. )

Title: The Art of Storytelling
Summary: Adam tells Kris a story about true love.
Pairings: Kradam
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5K
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: Originally done as a fill for this prompt. This story was emotionally draining to write. I stopped it where I did because I just couldn’t get myself back into the right mindset. However, that does not mean I’m ruling out a continuation. It might happen, it might not.
Warnings: This might make you cry. A lot.

Originally posted 7/21/09

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( Fact: Kris Allen is a very affectionate person. )

Title: The Fun Kind
Summary: The story of the true love that is girl!Kris and Tommy.  Or, the fic that I didn't see coming.
Pairing: female!Kris Allen/Tommy Ratliff
Rating: NC-17 overall, but ratings vary.
Word Count: 8K
Disclaimer: It's fiction.
Warnings: Kris is a girl.  Also, unbearably schmoopy.
Notes: This was supposed to be girl!kradam.  Tommy was just her high school ex and current bff, but then it somehow turned into a very long story about the true love that is girl!Kris and Tommy.  This is all I've got so far, but I'm sure more will pop up along the way.  As always, credit must go to my darling sister, enabler and partner in crime lady_michaelis  who read this and then flailed all over it; she loves these two almost as much as I do.



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( The first time Kris meets Tommy, it’s early June and the Ratliffs have just moved into the house next door. )

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( He stares at the neatly stitched rows of pink yarn, with little white hearts on the cuff, Kris’ name written under them in slightly messy block letters. )

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( Tommy can't look away from her. )

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( It’s funny how quickly she’s gotten used to having him after all the years they spent on the outskirts of each other’s lives. )

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( "I want to try something." )

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( Tommy can't draw. )

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( Grad Nite is the stupidest idea ever. )

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( Tommy is straight. He just wants to make that perfectly clear, before the school rumor mill takes this story, chews it up, and spits it out. )

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( She misses her boyfriend. )

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( And that's how she meets Adam Lambert. )