Cursed with Writer ADHD

Title: His Royal Highness, Princess Kristopher
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 20,175
Disclaimer: So very untrue.
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Characters: Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, Brad Bell, Tommy Ratliff, Monte Pittman, Brooke Wendle, Taylor Green, Sasha Mallory, Terrance Spencer, Cassidy Haley, Neil Allen, Eber and Leila Lambert.
Warnings: sexual content, language, complete and utter silliness

Summary:          Kris Allen had known that he wasn't going to spend the rest of his life doing nothing but charity work. He's made it his main focus over the years, but as Crown Prince of Arkansas, he'd known that it wasn't going to last forever. Kings can't exactly spend the majority of their reign in other countries helping other people and neglecting their own. Still, Kris had thought he had a few more years of freedom before he'd have to give up taking such an active role in his work. Then his parents arrange a marriage for him.
          Kris knows next to nothing about his intended, except that he's a tabloid darling. All he's heard are rumors and speculation, but not a word from the man himself or those close to him. Kris isn't sure how well a marriage between himself and a man who does things like accidentally sink the Royal Yacht in his spare time will work, but they're both stuck, so they might as well make the best of it. Since his only viable options involve throwing himself into the Royal Lake or pretending to throw himself into the Royal Lake and moving to another country far, far away from here with a new identity, Kris thinks giving it a shot is a good way to go.

Notes: For Round 2 of kradambigbang. Thanks to unfrosted_cakefor the art and for bearing with me when I got OCD on her, the amazing mods of this challenge, and ladymichaelis for inspiring and enabling this mad little story.

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( Princess Kris is not a girl. )

Title: let me take a peek
Summary: Later, Adam will insist that the whole thing was Tommy’s fault. If it wasn’t for him, he would’ve gone to a different club and he never would have met Krista Allen.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~5800
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Warnings: Cross-dressing
Notes: Because I’ve been wanting drag!kris for like ever and I finally sat down and wrote it. Title taken from a line in “Dude Looks Like A Lady” by Aerosmith.

Originally posted 1/21/11

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( Later, Adam will insist that the whole thing was Tommy’s fault. If it wasn’t for him, he would’ve gone to a different club and he never would have met Krista Allen. )

Title: Drown in the Light
Summary: After a score of resoundingly dull society suitors, Kris Allen still longs for only one man: the dashing scoundrel who kidnapped him two years ago. Adam Lambert has a secret: he's the one Kris seeks - it is his kiss he still yearns for. Confessing to his abduction would bring disaster and scandal upon them both. But how can he convince Kris to forsake his pursuit of his dream lover when all he dreams of is holding him in his arms again?
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, Tommy Ratliff/Allison Iraheta (idek) with mentions of others
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 33K
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Warnings: Romance novel clichés galore!
Extensive, Rambling Notes: Written for harlequinkradam (which I joined because ladymichaelis seduced me into it)

Fun fact: my first idea for a title was “Scoundrel of My Heart”. I subsequently changed the title several times before settling on this one. I was original and stole it from a line in "Masquerade" from Phantom.

I want to make it very clear that historical accuracy wasn’t a priority of mine in writing this. In fact, there is an appalling lack of the word “cravat” in this story. (I know, I know; I am absolutely shameless.) Normally, I take a very, very, very long time to finish fic. And let me tell you, the deadline made me super nervous. Thank god the fest was extended, is all I can say. This story and I had a very rocky relationship. I loved it, I hated it, I didn't care for it at all. But it's done, and now that the stress of trying to finish it on time has been lifted from my shoulders, I have to admit that I love this stupid thing.

I used to read romance novels all the time, but it's been a while since I took the time to sit down and read one. Getting a chance to revisit that genre was definitely an adventure. So, here it is. It's not perfect, it's not historically accurate by any means, but it's mine and it's in on time. \o/ (And now I can stop feeling bad for working on other fics instead.)

Originally posted 9/30/10

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( Drown in the light, in the sound. )

Title: #krisallenpinkranger
Summary: He's like the Daphne of the Power Rangers.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~9800
Disclaimer: It's fiction
Notes: This is all ladymichaelis 's fault. She tagged me in a FB picture of the MMPR cast and while I let the childhood memories flow over me, I randomly thought 'hmm, power rangers!kradam?' The first thing I decided was that Kris=Pink Ranger. The rest kind of flowed from there. Thank you farahlily and, of course, ladymichaelis . The latter for inspiring this fic in the first place, and the former for cheerleading and being so very enthusiastic in her appreciation for this silly little story of mine. ILU bbs sooo much.
Warnings: This is in no way, shape, or form meant to be serious. If it comes off that way at any point, it was definitely an accident.

And thanks to the lovely paraka it is now available in podfic form - which is unbelievably awesome (it comes with the theme song!!).

Originally posted 4/6/10

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( Being a Power Ranger is totally overrated. )

Title: Too Cool For This Theme Park
Summary: There is no love lost between Adam and Disneyland.
Pairing: Kradam
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,900
Disclaimer: It’s fiction.
Notes: Fill for an aianonlovefest prompt. Written mostly for my own amusement and not exactly the best thing I've ever written, but it was certainly lots of fun. Affectionately referred to as "Eirana Defiles Disneyland" by myself. The title was taken from an e-mail I sent to a friend describing said prompt as “Kradam goes to Disneyland and Adam thinks he’s too cool for this theme park.” Scintillating story, yes? In other news, I may never be able to go to Disneyland without thinking bad thoughts ever again.
Warnings: Gratuitous Disney references, using the happiest place on Earth for nefarious purposes, and corrupting your beloved childhood memories. My apologies in advance.

Originally posted 12/2/09

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( Adam hates Disneyland. )

Title: the little cracks they escalated
Summary: AU. The falling in love with your childhood friend edition.
Pairings: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, with mentioned and explicit Adam/others, Kris/others
Rating: R
Word Count: 39K
Disclaimer: I don’t own Kris or Adam, they belong to themselves.
Warnings: brief explicit Kratt, implied and attempted threesomes, angst, and two incredibly stubborn boys who take over a hundred pages to get together.
Notes: Long notes are long. Sorry. This was supposed to be a cute little oneshot about teen!Kris trying to get into Adam’s pants. Obviously, that is no longer the case. It grew and grew into a freaking saga of angst, fluff and more angst until I decided it’s alive and I should fear for my life. This story is close to my heart due to the long hours of writing and lost sleep, so if you don’t like it, well, then you don’t, but please don’t tear me to pieces for it. Un-betaed, so any mistakes are my own. I’ve re-read this so many times, I might have numbed myself to errors so feel free to correct me. Nicely.

A big thank you to my glittery Icelandic family who read this and gave me lots of love.

Originally posted 05/09-10/09

( The little cracks, they escalated. And before you know, it is too late. For making circles and telling lies )